Adrian needs to back the fuck off my girl. Sorry dudee u hav no chance ur a guy. It's kinda a deal breaker. And plus she's all minee :)
I went shopping yesterdayy and got tons of new clothes. Like this super awsome skeleton balloon shirt I'm wearing and like 4 pairs of jeans.
Jamies heree. We chilled today at the square n talked about hot chicks and drank starbucks.
Random quotes from today: "bitch I eat girls out like fried rice! With fucking chopsticks" "I'm going to play my instrument now" *proceeds to play a kazoo* "is this grapefruit flavored? It looks fucking grapefruit flavored" "can I take a picture with you? I need to show Santa what I want for Christmas" "viickyyy" "I'm going to get a sweet ass vibrator for your sweet sixteen, I'd love to see your mom's face" "we are totally hitting a strip club on my 18th birthday" "That bug looks serious, it was going to eat those kids" "why do they call you twitch" "omg I'm fucking craving vegetable soup" "what were we talking about... lesbians" "we have the attention span of a fly!" "try some homemade carmel. No way... Way" "what's second base?" "how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris" "just a hint of grapefruit" "we need to keep it at a dull whisper" "there's gunna be a zombie driving 100 miles an hour down that hill with a robot riding shotgun"
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I miss you so much babyy.
Adrian needs to back the fuck off my girl. Sorry dudee u hav no chance ur a guy. It's kinda a deal breaker. And plus she's all minee :)
I went shopping yesterdayy and got tons of new clothes. Like this super awsome skeleton balloon shirt I'm wearing and like 4 pairs of jeans.
Jamies heree. We chilled today at the square n talked about hot chicks and drank starbucks.
Random quotes from today:
"bitch I eat girls out like fried rice! With fucking chopsticks"
"I'm going to play my instrument now" *proceeds to play a kazoo*
"is this grapefruit flavored? It looks fucking grapefruit flavored"
"can I take a picture with you? I need to show Santa what I want for Christmas"
"viickyyy"
"I'm going to get a sweet ass vibrator for your sweet sixteen, I'd love to see your mom's face"
"we are totally hitting a strip club on my 18th birthday"
"That bug looks serious, it was going to eat those kids"
"why do they call you twitch"
"omg I'm fucking craving vegetable soup"
"what were we talking about... lesbians"
"we have the attention span of a fly!"
"try some homemade carmel. No way... Way"
"what's second base?"
"how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris"
"just a hint of grapefruit"
"we need to keep it at a dull whisper"
"there's gunna be a zombie driving 100 miles an hour down that hill with a robot riding shotgun"
Lmaoo today was rele funnyy
I don't have much of a Spanish accent at all lmao
He sure does. Like I'd even consider going out with him anyway. Ewwwwewewewwww.
I want to see all of themmm. You must send me picturessss.
Dude the girls here are so uglyyyy. It fucking suckss.
Lmaooo I love the first onee.
Sounds like you had a nice day with jamiee :)
I loveeeee youuu.
i thought the first quote was awkward. i use a spoon and fork, and had that for breakfast for the past couple of days xD
Adrian needs to back off everyone. Boyfriends and girlfriends are getting upset. :I
I haven't seen Jamie since fifth grade. We needa. Get together sometime. Everyone. Uhuhuhuhuh.
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